The title here refers to today’s beer of the day, not me.
Tweets of the Day
No flashbacks for today, but if you missed it, there is a horrific picture of Melania’s designs for Christmas.
Melania’s Christmas Hall looks like the set of a psychological drama about a lady who went mad after she discovered her husband fucking a tree pic.twitter.com/5X3ibfRpb2
— Sady Doyle (@sadydoyle) November 27, 2017
The design aesthetic of the Trump women is “the rotting void inside of us” pic.twitter.com/1Py9GgLfYf
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) November 28, 2017
(Note the horrific Thanksgiving clam is from a previous Ivanka Trump tweet)
Beer of the Day
Today’s beer of the day is Short, Dark and Handsome from Other Half Brewing. They are known for their IPAs, but this is a stout. And it’s a bad stout. First of all, it doesn’t describe me at all, as I am average height, pasty white and mediocre looking at best. Second, this is just not a good beer. Although Dallas has a shortage of good IPAs distributed around here, there is no shortage of delicious stouts, and this doesn’t stand up to most of them. It was malty and sweet with a bit of roastiness, but nothing interesting.
At the end of the day, I had another Goose Island Bourbon County Brand Stout (Black Friday’s beer of the day) and that washed the taste of this one out for me.
We have a toddler for a president.
We should have a contest as to which of the Networks, plus CNN and not including Fox, is the most dishonest, corrupt and/or distorted in its political coverage of your favorite President (me). They are all bad. Winner to receive the FAKE NEWS TROPHY!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 27, 2017
Meeting with “Chuck and Nancy” today about keeping government open and working. Problem is they want illegal immigrants flooding into our Country unchecked, are weak on Crime and want to substantially RAISE Taxes. I don’t see a deal!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 28, 2017
(Unsurprisingly this meeting was cancelled after the tweet, as Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer decided there was no benefit to meeting with someone who decided in a tweet that they wouldn’t come to a deal)